Christmoustache

It's the time of year for the annual Demiurge Holiday Mustache Contest.

The rules of the competition are simple - show up on January 4th with an
awesome mustache. The winner will get a copy of CoD:WaW for PC as well
as endless glory.

Mustaches will be judged according to the official rules laid out by the World Beard and Moustache Championships

Last year's winner was our very own Dan Chretien who sported a mustache
in the "Dirt 'Stache" style - in which the mustache is carefully groomed
to resemble a smudge of dirt on your upper lip.

Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: I'm a girl, this competition seems unfairly exclusionary!
A: No excuses, play like a champion

Q: We all know mustaches are awesome, but are there any side effects to
wearing a mustache.
A: Yes. Mustaches make you irresistible to women, just like Axe Body
Spray(tm).

Q: I already have a full beard, that's sort of like a mustache.
A: Shutup.

Demiurge Studios is not responsible for any harm that results from your
growing a mustache including but not limited to being mistaken for 70s
porn icon Ron Jeremy or having your eyes gouged out by a murder of crows.

Sincerely,
Alex

** STAY TUNED FOR CONTEST RESULTS AND INEVITABLY EPIC PICTURES **