Apparently, victory tastes like a fresh cup of coffee in a stylish new mustache mug. That’s the trophy that’s been awarded to this year’s winner of Demiurge’s annual Christmastache Competition. .. Jimmy!
It was a close race between Nick and Jimmy for a while. The public seemed to be almost evenly split between Nick’s strikingly classic ‘stache and Jimmy’s daring facial hair artwork. Nick received an impressive 15 votes. Anthony and Miles received one and two votes, respectively, which was quite astonishing considering the gusto with which they participated in this event. It just goes to show you how unpredictable these things can be. In the end, Jimmy came out on top with 21 votes (53.85% for all you math junkies out there). Beard X’s FTW. You have to admit, his picture is pretty darned baddass.
Remember, in addition to the coveted mustache mug, the winner receives one year of glory. Think about it. A whole year of glory. That’s pretty good.
Well, there you have it, folks. Another facial hair competition has come and gone. Thank you for casting your votes! Until next year, Christmustache. As always, we will miss you.